Dead class

"Our
 hobbies include mugging helpless old ladies,
making bombs, bombing stuff, throwing big
 stones,  going to church, slappin' our bitches, 
dining in McDonalds, watchin' the x factor,
 promoting racism and running very fast
 with scissors. We also like to laugh at 
people less fortunate than us, HA HA!!
 No really, we are just 3 scruffy fuckers
 who use a lot of satire and sarcasm
 to attack the every day things in life
 that piss us off.....and we've got guitars!!"